A crowded Ultima Online street where every NPC has something to say A crowded Ultima Online street where every NPC has something to say

The peasant has friends now: rumors, routines, and a 3,200-strong crowd

TL;DR Last time I wrote about giving my Ultima Online shard’s NPCs a voice, a memory, and a small autonomous life. That post ended with “the peasant talks back now.” In the eight days since, the project grew six new systems: NPCs keep daily routines anchored to real places, every town runs a rumor board that traveling NPCs physically carry between cities, townsfolk gossip about players (your katana, your karma, your reputation), the GM avatar got actual powers governed by a genie rule, villagers hand out delivery quests, and a population director keeps every city stocked with 200 ambient “denizens” who hail you in the street. That’s ~3,200 new NPCs and maybe a dozen new LLM call sites, still running entirely on a local gemma-class model — the trick is that the model never gained a single new permission. Every new capability is deterministic code; the LLM still only ever produces words and picks verbs off allowlists. Also: I found out my RAG pipeline had been silently dead for days, and the lesson there is worth the price of admission. ...

June 11, 2026 · 12 min · zolty
An Ultima Online town NPC with a speech bubble driven by a local language model An Ultima Online town NPC with a speech bubble driven by a local language model

When the peasant talks back: LLM NPCs in Ultima Online

TL;DR I run an Ultima Online shard on my homelab where the NPCs are driven by a local LLM instead of canned dialog trees. Each NPC rolls a persisted identity, remembers conversations with individual players across reboots, runs its own errands and cross-map journeys, and — the part I’m writing about today — strikes up ambient chatter with nearby NPCs on its own. The newest work extends all of that from townsfolk to language-speaking monsters: ogres, lizardmen, ratmen, gargoyles, daemons, and especially liches, who address each other like god-kings deigning to notice an insect. Inference is a local gemma-class model behind an in-cluster gateway, so it’s free and private, with the one tradeoff being cold-load latency. It’s single-shard hobby-scale and it absolutely shows the seams. I love it. ...

June 3, 2026 · 13 min · zolty
C# integration scripts wiring a local language model into an Ultima Online shard C# integration scripts wiring a local language model into an Ultima Online shard

How LLM-driven NPCs work in Ultima Online (ServUO)

TL;DR I open-sourced the integration that puts a local LLM behind the NPCs on my Ultima Online (ServUO) shard. It’s about 7,500 lines of C# that drop into a shard’s Scripts/Custom/ directory and compile at boot — no separate build, no service to deploy. This post is the code-level companion to the story version of the project: how config hot-reloads, how the model client marshals async results back onto the game thread, how the LLM is kept entirely out of the simulation loop, and how a deterministic allowlist makes a non-deterministic model safe to put in a stateful world. The whole thing is fail-open: if the model is slow, down, or wrong, the NPC silently degrades to a vanilla ServUO NPC. Code is on GitHub: ZoltyMat/uo-llm-npc. ...

June 1, 2026 · 11 min · zolty
A seam between homelab and cloud services, with arrows for the few things still in cloud A seam between homelab and cloud services, with arrows for the few things still in cloud

The seam — what I deliberately left in the cloud and why

TL;DR This is the counterpart to the manifesto and the DR drill. After moving a chunk of the stack home, a list of things deliberately stayed rented: Route53, ACM, S3, AWS KMS, the Anthropic API for Claude, Bedrock for Amazon-only models, a transactional email sender, and one repo on GitHub. Each of them earns its place by being either the long pole on availability or the dependency that has to outlive the cluster. Self-hosting maximalism is a trap; the seam is the feature. ...

May 26, 2026 · 8 min · zolty
Migration arrows from managed cloud services to a self-hosted cluster Migration arrows from managed cloud services to a self-hosted cluster

From managed to owned — the case for self-hosting in 2026

TL;DR A year ago my stack was the usual mix — GitHub for code, ECR for images, GitHub Actions for CI, Docker Hub for upstreams, Route53 + S3 + CloudFront for the blog. Most of that’s still where it should be. About a third of it isn’t. This post is the retrospective on what came home, what stayed rented, and the rule of thumb I now use when deciding which side of the line a new service goes on. The short version: self-host the things you operate; rent the things you’d never have time to operate. ...

May 20, 2026 · 7 min · zolty
Self-hosted AI setup with OpenClaw and Ollama Self-hosted AI setup with OpenClaw and Ollama

Self-Hosted AI on a 24GB GPU: OpenClaw + Ollama Setup Guide for Windows

TL;DR You have a 24GB VRAM GPU. You want a private, self-hosted AI assistant that rivals ChatGPT – no subscriptions, no data leaving your machine. This guide walks you through setting up Ollama (local model runtime) and OpenClaw (AI gateway with a web UI) on Windows using Docker Desktop. But the real value here is the model recommendations. I ran 5,475 evaluations across 21 prompt variants and 6 models on real trading data. The results contradicted almost everything the community recommends. Finance-tuned models performed worse than a coin flip. Chain-of-thought reasoning models were anti-patterns. The winners were general-purpose MoE (Mixture-of-Experts) models that nobody talks about for specialized tasks. ...

April 14, 2026 · 21 min · zolty
AWS Lens running as a web server on k3s AWS Lens running as a web server on k3s

Running AWS Lens as a Self-Hosted Web App on k3s

TL;DR AWS Lens is an open-source Electron desktop app for managing AWS resources — EC2, S3, Lambda, IAM, Cost Explorer, and more. I wanted it accessible from my browser without running a desktop app. I adapted it to run as a containerized Express server on k3s, fixed a class of runtime crashes from the Electron-to-web adapter, hardened it against three security issues, and deployed it behind Traefik and Let’s Encrypt. The changes are open-source in BoraKostem/AWS-Lens#21. ...

March 30, 2026 · 7 min · zolty
Securing Jellyfin on the internet Securing Jellyfin on the internet

Securing Jellyfin when it's exposed to the internet

TL;DR Someone asked me on Reddit for a comprehensive guide to securing a public-facing Jellyfin instance, so here it is. The short answer I gave was: fail2ban, automate patching, implement OAuth, and download an IP block list. This post expands all four into actionable steps and adds a fifth option — IP whitelisting with a DDNS-aware Python cron job — plus the honest answer that a VPN eliminates most of this complexity entirely. ...

March 28, 2026 · 10 min · zolty
Self-hosted GitHub Actions cache server Self-hosted GitHub Actions cache server

Self-Hosting a GitHub Actions Cache Server on NAS Storage

TL;DR If you run self-hosted GitHub Actions runners, every actions/cache step is round-tripping to GitHub’s cloud storage. For a homelab cluster with local runners, that means cache restores travel from GitHub’s CDN to your runner, through your ISP, and back – even though the runner is 10 feet from your NAS. I deployed falcondev-oss/github-actions-cache-server as a Kubernetes deployment, pointed it at NFS storage on my NAS, set one environment variable on my runners, and flushed all the GitHub-hosted caches. Zero workflow changes required. ...

March 27, 2026 · 5 min · zolty
Jellyfin HA on Kubernetes Jellyfin HA on Kubernetes

Jellyfin HA on Kubernetes: Redis-Backed Transcode Session Failover

TL;DR Jellyfin dies mid-stream when a Kubernetes pod restarts because all transcode state is in-memory. I forked it, added a Redis-backed ITranscodeSessionStore, and wired in atomic lease-based pod takeover. The fork is at github.com/ZoltyMat/jellyfin-ha, and I also published a repo-level diff document at docs/FORK-DIFF.md showing exactly what changed versus upstream Jellyfin. Single-instance deployments need zero config changes because it falls back to a no-op store transparently. The Problem Jellyfin is great. It’s also built with the assumption that exactly one server instance is running at a time. Transcode state — which pods are running FFmpeg, what segments have been written, who owns a given play session — lives entirely in memory. When the process dies, that state is gone. ...

March 14, 2026 · 7 min · zolty

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